Category Archives: Classic Quotes

“Just about everyone does it. If your dream is to have someone (famous) sing at your birthday or wedding, and you offer enough money, the answer will most likely be yes.”

Gary Bongiovanni, editor of Pollstar, commenting on Beyoncè, Nelly Furtado, Mariah Carey, and Usher performing private shows for the Gadhafi family.  About a million bucks came each of their ways in exchange.  Ms. Carey said she was “naïve and unaware … Continue reading

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“I don’t judge a person by what they’ve done and what they’re going to do.”

Brian Wilson, of the San Francisco Giants, in discussing his meeting with Charlie Sheen.  That leaves only judging folks by what they are currently doing.  Mr. Sheen has that covered as well, and he could use just a smidgen of judgment.  Sometimes judgment … Continue reading

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“Countrywide was one of the most admired companies in America, financial or otherwise. . . It probably made more difference in society, in the integrity of our society, than any company in the history of America.”

former Countrywide CEO, Angelo Mozilo, who paid $22.5 million to the SEC to settle federal charges that he misled investors about the nature of the risk in Countrywide’s loan portfolio.  Countrywide’s stock grew 25,000 percent over 25 years (from 1982-2007).  … Continue reading

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“Monogamy, in my opinion, is a failed experiment.You eradicate Ashley Madison, you’re not going to eradicate infidelity. That’s what allows me to sleep at night. Do you think if you stop allowing divorce attorneys to advertise, we would stop people from getting divorced?” ”

Noel Biderman, CEO of Ashley Madison.com, a “dating” website for married folks who aspire to adultery.   The company’s ad motto: “Life is short.  Have an affair.”  Mr. Biderman is married to a very nervous wife and has two children. The … Continue reading

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“I think I’m doing great, so I have to return something to the country. I think what I did was correct, correct?”

Zubiru M. Jalloh, the New York City cab driver who returned $100,000 in jewelry and cash that was left in his cab by a passenger.  Mr. Jalloh, from Sierra Leone, has become a national hero there for the positive PR … Continue reading

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“Let’s go see (auditors) Friehling and Horowitz the next time we’re in N.Y. . . . To see that the address isn’t a car wash at least.”

J.P. Morgan Chase employee from the company’s due diligence team, expressing his concern that Bernie Madoff’s operation might be a Ponzi scheme.  The Madoff bankruptcy trustee has filed suit against J.P. Morgan for its failure to speak up when it had internal … Continue reading

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“Once I started to realize I wasn’t earning my money, I felt bad. I was making a crazy amount of money for not even pitching. Honestly I didn’t feel like I deserved it. I didn’t want to have those feelings again.” “

Gil Meche, a 32-year-old pitcher with the Kansas City Royals, who will not report for spring training because of problems with his shoulder that preclude him from pitching.  His contract allows him to be paid for having surgery and showing … Continue reading

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“I always like to do what the smart guys are doing.”

Merrill Lynch proprietary desk trader e-mailing a colleague about his purchase of 10,000 shares of Teva Pharmaceutical after a Merrill institutional client placed an order to sell 40,000 share of Teva.  Merrill was, in effect, trading on client data. 

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“Otherwise, our business will stop and we will lose the market. We have to change our strategy and do more compensation to get the rewards.”

e-mail from Innospec’s agent in Iraq to CEO, Paul W. Jennings (no relation to the Barometer) on why Innospec needed to continue to pay Iraqi officials a 2% kickback.  Mr. Jennings settled FCPA charges by agreeing to pay $229,000.  Mr. … Continue reading

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“They pushed me hard to get here and invest, and then they pull the rug out from under me. The whole thing has left a bad taste in my mouth.”

Goldman client agitated over Goldman’s withdrawal of its Facebook offering over fears that it would run afoul of securities laws.  Oh, you poor naive man.  Did you not see the congressional hearings?  Did you not witness the SEC settlement?

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“No different than [sic] Wall Street insider trading. Except I didn’t affect the economy.”

Tim Donaghy, former NBA ref who served 15 months for betting on games, in the New York Times, January 9, 2010.  Except insider trading is illegal too.

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“I have heard every excuse on the planet – except a good one.”

Althought offered by fitness guru Bob Greene, the line is one that works on ethics.  The Barometer has heard it all when it comes to businesses and business people discussing earnings management, sales puffing, and out-of-control stuff given to land … Continue reading

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“Just talk . . . don’t, don’t put it down in writing. Dangerous.. . . I’m nervous.”

Don Ching Trang Chu, an employee at a stock research firm, recorded in a conversation with hedge fund manager Richard “C.B.” Lee.  Mr. Lee, in exchange for a plea deal, was cooperating with the federal government by wearing a wire in talking … Continue reading

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“It wasn’t my money. I didn’t earn it. I’m the one that has to lay down every day and deal with myself. If I’d done anything different than what I did, I don’t know if I could handle that.”

Dave Tally, a homeless man in Tempe, AZ, who returned a backpack that had in it both a laptop and $3,300 in cash.  Mr. Tally found the backpack left behind at a light-rail station

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